Retired Ornament

A laugh-out-loud keepsake for the newly retired. This handcrafted ornament celebrates the freedom and adventure of the next chapter with a witty reminder: "Trying new things and trying not to die." Perfect for hanging on the tree or displaying year-round as a humorous nod to life's greatest adventure. Warm, artisanal charm meets candid humor—because retirement deserves to be celebrated with a smile.